December 2010
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FOXTROT. UNIFORM. CHARLIE. KILO.
I really could use a job right about now.
You got the Goober!!!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Who told you you can eat my Goober?
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: It's not a Goober.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Put that Goober down! Now!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: I'm the Goobernator.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: We got to get out of Goober.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: Get to the Goober!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Hasta la Goober, baby.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: I'll be Goober.
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I’d rather dream the impossible dream than succumb to unrelenting reality.
– Kevin Smith.
You got the Goober!!!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Who told you you can eat my Goober?
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: It's not a Goober.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Put that Goober down! Now!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: I'm the Goobernator.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: I'll be Goober.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: We got to get out of Goober.
Arnold Schwarzengoober #1: Get to the Goober!
Arnold Schwarzengoober #2: Hasta la Goober, baby.
I’d rather dream the impossible dream than succumb to unrelenting reality.
– Kevin Smith.
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Red State teaser. Fuck yeah, Kevin Smith. I’m in.
Mooney.
Mooney .
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Only guy I ever heard of who got an amazing life literally handed to him was Hal...
– Kevin Smith.
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The secret to a successful life is hardly a secret; it requires you to be...
– Kevin Smith.
Pink Floyd "High Hopes"
Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young, In a world of magnets and miracles, Our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary. The ringing of the division bell had begun. Along the long road and on down the causeway. Do they still meet there by the cut? There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps, Running before time took our dreams away, Leaving the myriad small...
Lesson Learned.
When a girl asks you where you live, tell her you’re homeless.
Also, call her a ‘cunt nugget’.
You’ll definitely win her over with that suave bullshit.
Lesson Learned.
When a girl asks you where you live, tell her you’re homeless.
Also, call her a ‘cunt nugget’. You’ll definitely win her over with that suave bullshit.