December 2011
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman
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The other day my girlfriend complained to me that chivalry is dead. I said,...
– Anthony Jeselnik.
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THE HIGH-FRUCTOSE HOW-TO ADVENTUREQUESTS OF DANTON DIPHTHONG.
One of the greatest animated pieces I’ve ever seen.
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Hey ladies. I think God spented a little more time designing you. That’s...
– Danton Diphthong
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Happy tears, so humany-wumany.
– Eleven.
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The Human Centipede Menorah.
Whoever came up with this idea deserves a ‘mazel tov’.
Dear Santa,
I asked for a pneumatic robot arm for Christmas; not pneumonia. Get your shit right.
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Robot Dance Party (Plus Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Dr. Doom)
I was just working on a new beat and things took a turn for the worst. I don’t know why this happened, but it did. One thing led to another and I apologize.
Oh well… I bet Geoff Peterson enjoyed it.
New Goal In Life:
Teach myself how to play Ben Folds’ “Philosophy” on the keys. I can barely read sheet music, so this should be a fun adventure.