Tribe One “Devil Rhymeosaur”
VERSE ONE:
I’m a god. damn. dinosaur.
I’m a spiky haired kid with a giant sword
I’m the number one seed in the Final Four
I’m the mystery prize hiding behind the door
I’m King Kong climbing to the highest floor
I was hired for the job you were applying for
Those are my initials next to the highest score
Did I mention I’m a god damn dinosaur?
I’m a god. damn. prehistoric creature born riding on meteor
Believe me you don’t wanna see what these enormous teeth are for
You need to reinforce cuz seeing me perform
Is like a fever dream reading from psychic and a ouija board
Seeing me perform is like you’ve died and gone to meet the lord
Even more important than a trial in the people’s court
A beacon seen from orbit shining brighter than the Phoenix Force
Rising up the leader boards
Hook (x2):
Rap music is the devil! It seduced me from a level headed youth into a rebel
And I’ll prove it through the instrumental
I was fine before but rhyming was the final straw
Now they call me mother effing Devil Rhymeosaur!
Verse Two:
Go go gadget flow so savage
I’m a mash up of the commodores and god of war
Part Parliament and part Pauly Shore
I’m a piranha out of water that evolved into a hardcore carnivore
So fathers lock your daughters up and bar the door
I’m the security guard of a department store
That follows orders from the sergeant slaughter art of war
And these tiny tyrannosaurus arms were born
For karate chopping like a sharpened sword through particle board
The dragon has entered the Ninja Turtles dojo
And I don’t know if they’re insured but I certainly hope so
Swagger and mojo by the boatload
I bet you never knew a nerd could flow so virtuoso ‘til you heard my vocal
Ii’m the baddest mamma jamma when i drop the hammer
Squashing all the copy cats and lollygaggers
I’m not just awesome; I’m the most logical possible embodiment of modern master
A god damn velociraptor
Hook (x3)
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