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Aesop Rock feat. John Darnielle ”Coffee”
T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S.
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Wear this shirt: While toiling endlessly in the dank dungeon of despair known as your office.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you wore that other shirt we did with the carbon atom the day before. People are going to start thinking you’re just into shirts covered in smiling balls.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m not allowed into Starbucks any more after I asked the barista if she’d like to see my +1 Sword of Seduction. I swear I wasn’t talking about my genitals, though.”
I used to work on that side of the counter. Yup. For a period of my life, I was one of these assholes. I enjoyed it.
“The thought of bastardizing coffee with milk makes me want to throw up.”
