"Always the Padawan, never the Jedi."

Dwight K. Schrute
Looks like there’s going to be a clean up on Aisle 5.

Looks like there’s going to be a clean up on Aisle 5.

"Jump to your right, and shake a hand.
Jump to the left, and shake THAT hand.
Meet new friends. Tie that yarn.
And that’s how you do The Scarn!"

Threat Level Midnight.
“I have a wig for everyone in this office.”

I have a wig for everyone in this office.”

"I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it."

Dwight K. Schrute