"Always the Padawan, never the Jedi."
Dwight K. Schrute
"Jump to your right, and shake a hand.
Jump to the left, and shake THAT hand.
Meet new friends. Tie that yarn.
And that’s how you do The Scarn!"
Threat Level Midnight.

“I have a wig for everyone in this office.”
"I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it."
Dwight K. Schrute
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