"Where’d you get your girlfriend? Bitch, Bath, & Beyond?"
Comedian Pete Holmes, You Made It Weird podcast.
#DissOfTheCentury
My name's Albert Capitan.
People call me 'Cap'.
Charleston, South Carolina.
Earth-616.
Kid tested. Motherfuckin' approved.
I draw and make beats*.
*with coffee holding the wheel and nicotine working the pedals.
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